CHOP DOWN THE WOODS TOMORROW!

In case any of yall have been wonderin where the hell we've been, the answer is simply... working our asses off to bring all of ya in Jozi one hell of an insane party, with only three objectives; Amazing music, Fun and some more Fun!

Its called ChopDownTheWoods... And... its Tomorrow night, the 11th of July at The Woods club at 66 Carr str Newtown! We've been digging in them crates for only the choiciest tracks for your dancing pleasure. We have a super fresh line up of acts that we here at Fatchineseboi are big fans of.

The best part, we have some Teaser Mixes for yall... givin ya an idea of what ya can expect from tomorrow nights insanity! Here ya go...

TEAM UNCOOL

ORLANDO DOOM (baseline studio/ Tigerstrike/ Cape Town)

Orlando Doom - Doom Teaser mix (Zshare) (MediaFire)

SHUFFLESHAME (Fatbois)

ShuffleShame - Teaser mix for ChopDownTheWoods (Zshare) (MediaFire)

MUSICAL CHAIRS (!DIRTY!DIRTY! residents)

Musical Chairs - Teaser for your Titties (Zshare) (MediaFire)

Remember now GIRLS IN FREE before 22:00pm and only R20 there afters!

We got the guys on Tequilla duty... if ya not sure what this and have never been fortunate enough to attend a !DIRTY!DIRTY! party... usually Jordan takes to the front on the stage and Dancefloor with bottles of Tequilla, Steve Aoki style... and gets the party movin right by pourin generous volumes into any accepting mouths...
The result?
well peep this video of the last !DIRTY!DIRTY! party featuring MTKIDU, our new favorite Rapper RIKY RICK, homies MUSICAL CHAIRS, Jordan and yours truly! EPIC!



(Video courtesy of RIKY RICK)

My pants are black thank you..

We met these two wonderful gent's at our first gig, which turned out to be their first too. And since then we have become the biggest of friends. Barry and Kat, known as Musical Chairs to the masses, are two rather talented young men, who love to bring the noise.
As part of the ChopDownTheWoods event, Musical Chairs are one of the heavy hitters planning to make you dance your faces off. ChopDownTheWoods plans to be one of the most interesting parties to happen in Jozi in the last couple of months.
Musical Chairs are also regulars at Spoek's DIRTY!DIRTY! parties and of course will be playing this friday. Luckily for you, you don't have to wait for the 11th of July or even 3rd of July to hear them cause here's a sneak peak at what the boi's can do. Feel free to tell your friends about them...

What colour are your pants? (zshare) (mediafire)

Tracklist

Drop the Lime - Howling
Sharkslayer - Skanking Riddim
The Count of Monte Cristal & Sinden - Beeper (Fake Blood Remix)
Bloc Party - Mercury (Herve is in Disarray Remix)
The Qemists - Dem Na Like Me (A1 Bassline Remix)
Dylan Holshausen - Gangster Filth (Dylan39's Remix)
Congorock - Runark
Shitdisco - 72 Virgins (Bloody Beetroots Remix)

ChopDownTheWoods

The 11th of July see's the start of a new set of Infamous party's known as ChopDownTheWoods! These party's aim to put Jozi and the rest of Africa back onto the fun side of partying with there lovable mascot ChopperTheBear. Who has already stolen the hearts of many with antics on facebook.
The line-up for the event is impressive enough and rather daring, featuring only new name acts, that are individually trying to reshape the party scene into what it should be about...FUN... The line up includes those crazy kids from Team Uncool, capesuperstar Orlando Doom ( who we rage about all the time), ShuffleShame and those awesomely loud trouble makers Musical Chairs. Also joining the line up is Chinxxx the visual demon of the Jozi party scene adding some much needed femininity to the rooster.
Finally ChopperTheBear himself will be making a drunken appearance to tide over his horde of adoring fans.
Fatchineseboi will be dropping all kinds of goodies at the party as well as doing interviews with all of the acts preforming, also droping some of their mixes and tracks to get ya'll excited! Also we will be doing interviews at the event itself to get a response and feel for how the SA scene kids party it up!