6/30/09

My pants are black thank you..



We met these two wonderful gent's at our first gig, which turned out to be their first too. And since then we have become the biggest of friends. Barry and Kat, known as Musical Chairs to the masses, are two rather talented young men, who love to bring the noise.
As part of the ChopDownTheWoods event, Musical Chairs are one of the heavy hitters planning to make you dance your faces off. ChopDownTheWoods plans to be one of the most interesting parties to happen in Jozi in the last couple of months.
Musical Chairs are also regulars at Spoek's DIRTY!DIRTY! parties and of course will be playing this friday. Luckily for you, you don't have to wait for the 11th of July or even 3rd of July to hear them cause here's a sneak peak at what the boi's can do. Feel free to tell your friends about them...


What colour are your pants? (zshare) (mediafire)

Tracklist

Drop the Lime - Howling
Sharkslayer - Skanking Riddim
The Count of Monte Cristal & Sinden - Beeper (Fake Blood Remix)

Bloc Party - Mercury (Herve is in Disarray Remix)
The Qemists - Dem Na Like Me (A1 Bassline Remix)

Dylan Holshausen - Gangster Filth (Dylan39's Remix)

Congorock - Runark
Shitdisco - 72 Virgins (Bloody Beetroots Remix)

6/24/09

ChopDownTheWoods


The 11th of July see's the start of a new set of Infamous party's known as ChopDownTheWoods! These party's aim to put Jozi and the rest of Africa back onto the fun side of partying with there lovable mascot ChopperTheBear. Who has already stolen the hearts of many with antics on facebook.
The line-up for the event is impressive enough and rather daring, featuring only new name acts, that are individually trying to reshape the party scene into what it should be about...FUN... The line up includes those crazy kids from Team Uncool, capesuperstar Orlando Doom ( who we rage about all the time), ShuffleShame and those awesomely loud trouble makers Musical Chairs. Also joining the line up is Chinxxx the visual demon of the Jozi party scene adding some much needed femininity to the rooster.
Finally ChopperTheBear himself will be making a drunken appearance to tide over his horde of adoring fans.
Fatchineseboi will be dropping all kinds of goodies at the party as well as doing interviews with all of the acts preforming, also droping some of their mixes and tracks to get ya'll excited! Also we will be doing interviews at the event itself to get a response and feel for how the SA scene kids party it up!





MSTRKRFT ON David Letterman

I haven't been bloggin now for a lil while for 2 very good reasons... 1. Work has raped my bloggin time over a plenty... and 2. I've been collecting only the freshest musical/ banger treats for a super special loose change coming soon.

Then when the youtube video of MSTRKRFT and everybodies favourite wedding singer, John Legend, performing live on David Letterman dropped, that gave me reason enough to post something small... or actually really big, coz this time round there's no twittin rapper and the in studio sound mixing is amazing. Enjoy


6/15/09

Word of the Week




Zombie



The Walking Dead. Scientific name Homo Coprophagus Somnambulus.

A deceased human being who has partially returned to life due to undeterminable causes. The brain retains base facilities, namely gross motor function. In its near-mindless state, it grasps no remains of emotion, personality, or sensation of pain. In rare cases, some of the reanimated have reflexively preformed routine activities from their past lives.

The rotting bodies of the undead operate on a fraction of the level at which our bodies normally function. Circulatory, respiratory, and digestive systems are unaffected by reanimation. Labored breathing, choking, and moaning are reflexive but no oxygen is carried through the blood. The nervous system functions primarily within the brain and brain stem. Sensory reception is minimal at best and seemingly unecessary in the pursuit of prey. The undead are incapable of fatigue and will persist at any cost. They will even crawl when their legs have been removed. Even if the head is removed from the body, it will continue to live. The only way to stop the reanimated is to destroy the brain. To prevent reanimation in the recently departed, decapitate the corpse and burn the body.

The only observable action a zombie takes part in is killing living creatures, especially humans, and eating them. Many theories and speculations surround this disturbing behavior. One theory is based on the thought that reanimation is the result of a contagious infection or virus, and that the primal drive to feed will spread the disease to other host bodies. Research has shown that although the majority of zombie attacks result in fatal wounds, all corpses return to life soon after passing, regardless of cause of death. Another theory is that zombies eat the brains of the living to refuel the "un-life" giving chemical serotonin. Because digestive and circulatory systems are incapable of bringing these elements to the brain, this just cannot be true. The final speculation seems the most obvious, that the dead feed for sustenance to satiate their unnatural metabolism. But because the gut has no function in the undead, this is also false. One documented encounter claims that a zombie was unable to move due to the sheer mass of undigested flesh resting in its distended gut. The creature continued to eat even after it's gut had burst open. Studies regarding the nature of feeding have proven that zombies will try to eat when their stomachs and even jaws have been removed. One explanation offers that the walking dead are the incarnation of death itself, a mockery of life that uses the vessels of the living to carry out their dark intentions, they are the opposite of life and are driven to simply undo it.
"When there's no more room in hell, the dead shall walk the earth."

Well What Do You Know?



We have said it time and time again, we sure do love local mixtapes and everytime we ask you aspiring and sortof well known DJ's to drop us a mix, but you never do. But luckily not everyone is a lazy ass. Our friend and rather well known Jozi alt celeb Data Takashi, gave us this little delight to celebrate his up and coming trip to Cape Town. This little mix is entitled Sick Note and obivioulsy refers to Takashi's lastest reason to dodge a bad party. have a listen is bound to make you excited about partyin in Jozi a bit more.

Data Takashi - Sick Note (zshare)

Tracklisting:

Little Boots - New In Town (Emil & Friends Remix)
Emil & Friends - Sleepyhead (Passion Pit cover)
El Perro Del Mar - Change Of Heart (What Kind of Breeze Do You Blow Remix)
Cut Copy - Far Away (The Golden Filter Remix)
Matias Aguayo - Walter Neff (Instrumental Mix)
ZZT - The Worm (Erol Alkan Extended Rework)
Tiga - Overtime
Hidden Cat - The Superfuture
Friendly Fires - Lovesick (Evil Nine Remix)
Hot Pink Delorean - Let’s Get Free (Instrumental)
Deadmau5 - Ghosts N Stuff (Dirty Disco Youth Remix)
Mustard Pimp - We Are Too Slow FuÌ√r Dich
Mix Hell - Highly Explicit (Huoratron Remix)
Zombie Nation - Mystery Meat Affair


I'm Just An Animal



Christian Bale makes us happy at Fatchineseboi. He is seven kinds of awesome, wrapped in a layer of cussing and anger! Plus in this pic he is covered in fake blood, you know what that means kids. Thats right new FAKEBLOOD yay! And as I mentioned last week it's the remix of the new indie anythm "Animal" by Miike Snow. So without futher bullshit

Miike Snow - Animal (Fake Blood Remix) (zshare) (mediafire)

6/11/09

BuRnnnnSSSSSS gets Jokers of the Scened



Burns is pretty sweet ass producer and he makes alright stuff like his track Turbo. But if you add some JOTS to his little track it suddenly becomes a little more interesting. Plus here's a edit of the Turbo music video recut to the JOTS Remix